Your ad 24/7 — a logo panel beside the MacBook camera, from $5 a week.
Live board · week 01 · USD indicative
Three lots. No quiet auction.
Pick a lot to open the bid. Twenty percent down, the rest only if you still lead at close.
01 Two-week minimum booking.
02 Outbid and your deposit comes back in full.
03 Pixels change Monday, never mid-week.
04 Every mark is approved by hand. A high bid can still lose.
What you are buying
Two panels, or the whole bar.
Nothing expands, drops down, or covers the desktop. The bar is the bar, all week. Pick a lot to read its rules.
/ TERMS
Your ad 24/7.
From $5 a week. Highest bid at week close wins. I approve every mark before it goes live.
It sits in the black bar the camera already lives in. It never expands, never drops over a window, never steals a click.
People who run the app split 50% of that week's receipts, equally. The number in the app is a live estimate. It is not a guarantee. Empty weeks pay nothing.
No impression report. It goes where the laptop goes.
How a week works
Bid now. Move Monday.
- 01
Pick the pixels
The left panel, the right panel, or the whole bar.
- 02
Leave 20% down
Minimum €5 by card. Lose the lead, get it all back.
- 03
Pass the human
No politics, adult ads, phishing, or miracle returns.
- 04
Take the week
Still leading at close? Pay the rest, go live Monday.
Bring your own notch
Get Paid to run the pixels.
50% of the week's ad receipts is split equally among hosts who keep ads on. The live counter in the app is an estimate. It is not a wage and it is not guaranteed. You never see the winning bid.
- Notched MacBooks only
- Manual host approval
- Pause for 24 hours whenever you need
- No ad that week means no share
Small print, normal size
Questions, answered.
Is this the lid auction?+
Separate slots, same campaign, same veto. The lid is vinyl. This is pixels.
Can I buy the lid and the notch?+
Yes. The bundle is manual in v1 — win both and I will invoice them together.
Does it ever cover my screen?+
No. There was an expanding card in an early draft and it was cut, because anything that grows over a window is in the host's way. The ad lives in the bar beside the camera and stays that size. The tagline can crawl inside the pill. It never leaves it.
Do I get analytics?+
No. You get the listing and the pixels. There is no impression report to fake.
Can a host turn it off in a meeting?+
They can pause 24 hours. That week may then not count as filled, and pays them nothing.
Is host pay guaranteed?+
No. 50% of that week's receipts is split equally among hosts who actually run the ads. The app shows a live estimate that moves when bids land and when other hosts join or pause. You sign that it is not a wage, salary, or guaranteed amount. Cash-out at €15 through Stripe Connect, or PayPal while the list is small. First payout is held 14 days, then net-7 after the week closes.
What happens if I am outbid?+
Your 20% deposit is refunded in full. The current winner keeps the pixels until Sunday, and the next approved winner takes over Monday.
Three lots · week 01